Our Life Cycle Should Be Backwards!

think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...

you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ...

because this getting old .. just sucks

Honey, I've misplaced the kids!

Have you ever come across the newly turned mall-obsessed parent? Sometimes, they are so engrossed in picking pickles and peanut butter that they show complete disregard for the tiny tot accompanying them.

Lately, I have noticed a huge number of careless Mums and Dads losing their kids in the malls.

I, myself, have on more than one occasion handed over a lost kiddo to his seemingly unconcerned parent.

It’s such a horror for the poor child weeping hysterically in search of his ‘Momma’ and ‘Papa’. Some of them can at least reveal their names. There are others who are so young; they can’t speak beyond ‘Mummy’.

Of course there are parents who really go miserable and look super guilty when such accidents take place. But the mall-obsessed variety is, more often than not, the irresponsible one.